Trouble in Paradise

This is a picture of our front yard. Nothing fancy.

But certainly nothing to warrant this hatemail:

This says we breached our contract because our yard looks crappy.
The blisters on my hands from weeding said yard would tell you otherwise.

Really "H.O.A.?"  Way to ruin my Tuesday evening. 

{Googling "green thumb" and no longer planning to

give out Halloween candy to the crabby neighbors or their offspring}

Here's my response

A little double entendre.

Oh wait, I won't even be here for Halloween. I'll be vacationing HERE!!!

Joke's on you, HOA.